13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
doesn't it
follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
14. What hair colour do they put on the driver'
licences of bald men?
15. I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little
spoons and forks so I wondered if
Chinese mothers use toothpicks?
16. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in
the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do, write
to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver
the post?
17. You never really learn to swear until you
learn to drive.
18. No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when
their team is winning.
19. Ever wonder about those people who spend two
pound a piece
on those little
bottles of Evian water?
Try spelling Evian
backwards:
20. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant
like making a
Peeing section in
a swimming pool?
22. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea,
does that mean that
1 enjoys it?
23. Why if you send something by road it is called
a shipment, but
when you send it
by sea it is called cargo?
24. If a convenience store is open 24 hours a
day, 7 days a week,
365 days a year,
why are there locks on the door?
