1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him
around several times,
does he become disoriented?
2. If people from Poland
are called Poles,
why aren't people
from Holland called Holes?
3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults
enjoy adultery?
4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
6. Why is the man who invests all your money called
a broker?
7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does
it say?
8. Why is a person who plays the piano called
a pianist but a person
who drives
a racing car not called a racist?
9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite
things?
11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
12. 'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence
in the English language.
Could it be that
'I do' is the longest sentence?
